Odo, what the fuck, you killed a Changling!
the newest fad: a jacket for your legs
An acerbic character.
a unplugged toaster with only one slot
Yacht lit up in lights on a midnight sea
A writhing orange worm with blue and green entrails seeping from it's side. It coughs up blood, the poor thing struggles for life...
it hit her hard when the cow realised she left the oven on this morning
scribbles labeled modern art
Salsa buckherse
Pigs going to get fresh bacon. One sentient pig cries.
Ingredience [sic] for an Easy Apple Turnover. It involves using Pillsbury cresents [sic] dough and sitting an apple on top of it.
A carrot is smiling at a dead jellyfish.
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