a unplugged toaster with only one slot
Yacht lit up in lights on a midnight sea
A writhing orange worm with blue and green entrails seeping from it's side. It coughs up blood, the poor thing struggles for life...
it hit her hard when the cow realised she left the oven on this morning
scribbles labeled modern art
Odo, what the fuck, you killed a Changling!
Salsa buckherse
Pigs going to get fresh bacon. One sentient pig cries.
Ingredience [sic] for an Easy Apple Turnover. It involves using Pillsbury cresents [sic] dough and sitting an apple on top of it.
A carrot is smiling at a dead jellyfish.
3-panel comic strip. A man folds a note into paper airplane. Judgement Day happens. All sinners dies a bloody death to the swords of angels.
1 million year rock
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