A disabled man attempts to relearn how to both count and write, as he scribbles marks on the white wall of hell. The poor stupid fuck.

A very fat man is surprised that when someone decided to draw an arrow above him, it barely missed his fucking lardy-ass, worthless self.

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A black man from some unknown state knows he's damn supreme, because he decided to wear his "supreme" hat. He had to, as he clearly said.

A man seems to have dunked a seal, and he's very happy with himself. He's so happy that he can hardly hold it in, and is about to shit.

A cube attempts to try on a schoolgirl's uniform, but it sadly doesn't fit and instead looks like a table trying to sniff some panties.

The Bitch Bear is about to fuck you wide open and he's telling you to "shh" probably because he'll turn this rape into a murder real fast.

An orange knife with a crazy haircut gets a nosebleed and bleeds out all over a cigarette that's lying right next to him.

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