the watermelon-ator. he has the mighty helmet of melon, the blue shroud of truth. goggles that do nothing. he is the watermelon-ater

a clown upset that he shat out loads of marbles cos his fed up ex wife put them up his dot as he slept

A cooking wanker that has nothing on the OG Chef Gordon Ramsay. Jamie Oliver and his oil and his INNIT

a boxer with cauliflower ears, farming all kinds of vegetables such as cauliflowers

a crab displaying his lil red willy.(if u put ur ear 2 his genitals u can hear wat it sounds like 2b attacked by a crab & can smell ocean)

the Hamburgler stealing A out of the blackened shadows