A story of a mysterious orange.
sperm saying "Keep GOING!!"
A photo of a retarded boy, titled "Happy mothers day", with his "snake"... and also his penis... and the snake's penis
"It's okay to be gay!"
"Waterproof Band-Aids" aren't so water proof. Tis quite disappointing actually.
stupid
A blonde woman with a crooked arm sitting next to a blob of blood.
Stretch Armstrong, tied to a lamppost, cannot reach the cake
A man with a stop sign
Its bigger on the inside
a goose with a flower
some flameheaded kid points to a potted plant
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