A chicken drumstick and a watermelon slice fornicate. The bottle of grape soda simply watches, mildly aroused.

A snake with a triangle for a head. I have no idea how it can possibly live a normal life among snake society with such a deformity.

Nerdy, ugly tree cannot fit in with the other trees. He smiles now, but this simply masks his sadness. He wishes every day to be cut down.

In a world in which everything has a face, a scheming wave destroys an upset ship.

A cat attempts to communicate a number of emotions at once, resulting in the cat saying the word 'blorg' to its confused owner.

In order to escape a wave of blue goo descending from the ceiling, a man jumps down a manhole head-first. He'll likely break his neck.

Mass Effect's Commander Shepard's spine has developed omniscience and burst out of his body, taking on the form of a crudely drawn black man

Queen Cat enjoys a ball of yarn.

A bear fails to catch a tennis ball fired from a serving machine.

A hamster that has been possessed by a demon. Its eyes glow red with evil power and several multicoloured tentacles extend from its mouth.

A pair of homosexual snakes attempt to swim through a murky green swamp.

To this day, no mountain climber has ever reached the peak of the fabled 'Boned Ond', a huge brown mountain in western Nepal.