If you can seriously draw a creature so hideous, evil, and menacing, without looking humorous, then please show me.

A cold lonely winter is only appreciated by a joyous snowman.

A cute unemotional girl with green eyes, light-brown hair, and peach white skin. So white, that part of her body hasn't even been colored.

The sun converses with God about red potatoes.

The poor snowman gets his trophy snatched away by the good for nothing muscle boy, and not only that, but throws the snowman's orange soda

A gigantic turkey looks at the viewer (YOU) very seductively, while women run in panic.

The gay octopus and mexican pickle, both cried over the death of their limbless son.

Stupid candycorn horned devils with horoscope signs.

A lobster dying like a badass, in a pot of boiling water.

A lonely cheese says his last loving words to Bob.

Sonic's foot is superglued to the ground. That's right Sonic, rot!!!

Someone loves One Direction. They must die!