Reptar being robbed at gunpoint by Michael Vick.

I-it's not like I wanted to d-doodle for you or anything, stupid.

Relm lets out a sigh.

When you get so fat that you can't see your own feet anymore.

A Swiffer slapping a bluebird

A banana. No, really.

A crunchy taco

A chill ghost bro letting you know that it's okay.

Am I kawaii~~ uguu

Counting how many times the bong hits the ground

What Brazil did to the fine nation of Portugal.

TOUCHDOWN THURMAN THOMAS