the bees are getting closer!

a buy sits on a copy machine that's printing the tree, not the paper. He talks to himself

x-men doing S&M

she doesn't mind that he has herpes

I can't rescue you, you're too far under hell, sorry dude

I want to poop without peeing

green apples can't play x-box you silly munchkin!

gross skull licks an black jelly bean off a huge ass orange peel

saber cat claws on the chalk board and the noise is so screechy that an alien sends psychokinetic pulses to try and stop the ouch sounds

looking down at the scale you're standing on

a total butt-her-face

my remote isn't working. Now I have to watch animal planet..