the bees are getting closer!

a buy sits on a copy machine that's printing the tree, not the paper. He talks to himself

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x-men doing S&M

she doesn't mind that he has herpes

I can't rescue you, you're too far under hell, sorry dude

I want to poop without peeing

green apples can't play x-box you silly munchkin!

gross skull licks an black jelly bean off a huge ass orange peel

saber cat claws on the chalk board and the noise is so screechy that an alien sends psychokinetic pulses to try and stop the ouch sounds

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looking down at the scale you're standing on

a total butt-her-face

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my remote isn't working. Now I have to watch animal planet..

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