A man confesses his love for a Vespa. It looks at him disdainfully because it is actually a Segway.

A shark is desperate to be a mermaid.

Nikki Minaj offering her poop to Lady Gaga.

Mr. Hat-hand being shot in the back by Mr. Half-head.

EVE ditches Wall-E, buys some detachable legs, and learns to break dance.

The hulk has dislocated his arm.

Duck Hunt without the duck. Or the dog. Or the little orange gun.

Breaking up is hard to do.

Deadmau5 is sad that his blunt was poorly rolled.

Hannibal Lecter paints the Mona Lisa at 3:15 and is judgmental of homosexuals.

just orange scribbles. draw polkadot bunnies.

Zeus just killed three peasants. What an asshole.

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