An blue octopus with an upside-down face resumes its trek across the ocean floor.

GOD I totally LOVE the Smithies they are my FAVORITE band and I only know them from 500 days of summer

Barack Obama flaps his giant ears to create a wind that lifts the American flag and then stands triumphantly underneath it.

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Are you my angel?

This alien wishes to be kawaii and has had surgery to insert sparkles into its eyes.

A bearded man with duck-lips longs to smooch a disfigured alligator.

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Box man cries.

9gag is a piece of star shaped shit. in the shit is a four leaf clover who turns into a pikmin.

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Man born with a watermelon face works in a grocery store and is mistaken for produce.

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