An envelope has fallen in love with a sound wave

America's hat

A guy finds his girlfriend's suicide note while she creatively hurtles to her death as a meteoroid.

syntax doesn't use the safe word so i know it consents

Flying kirby pigs with mallots vs. jedi toaster army

Goldfish regrets taking part in the 1980's war against drugs campaign.

Muppet Pac-Man Ghosts Interrogate Their Creator

An obsessive fan is going to go all-out Mark David Chapman on Josie Jones' ass.

Sad dog pees on sad rock.

This guy is about to get stonewalled

A musclebound orange has written a suicide note and plans to hang himself, but just realized that his favorite TV show is about to start.

Your mom was really funny in 2007.