Local father disciplines daughter and beloved pet dog with one easy trick you won't believe

The pikachu amiibo whispers to you in the night. "Switch will never get virtual console," it taunts. You defy it, but you know it's right.

Fire that burns down the whole town, Uranium bombs, No survivors.

A beautiful drawing of a girl that would be the cover illustration for a modern hairstyling book saying "blue is back baby" or some shit

The brain rain in impressively accurately drawn Spain stays mainly in the plain

A sexy French maid Dalek exterminates Adam and Eve, finally putting an end to this hellish nightmare that is humanity

Black Madam by Agatha Christie, a hot new novel from 1934 that's probably fake but what the hell do I know I'm no scholar

A friendly reminder of which website you're currently hanging out on

Being a true hero means obsessively photoshopping large erect throbbing censor bars onto your friends' crotches. Go beyond, plus ultra.

An immortal alien in disguise blows its cover after forgetting what regular dudes say after getting shot in the head

You ask for a Coke at a restaurant and they ask if Pepsi is okay but goddammit it's not okay

St. Sizzurp, patron saint of the purple drank beckons ye to sip of the lean in the name of our Lord