Bert looking at himself in the mirror, the self awareness clearly visible in his eyes. "was I ever beautiful?" he thinks to himself, broken.

GO GO GADGET CHILD RAPE KIT

one sexy muhfuckin cannon. gettin me all wet.

You can call me Donte tha demon killah, has a nice ring to it dontcha think?

WEAST? yells Patrick, his face a model of horror. he gazes, confused, at a gigantic lolipop, which stares back into him, emotionless.

a horde of mongols attack a single llama and fail to defeat it.

solid snake declares that heterosexuals only consume their bread cold and limp.

xyxvuryt, lord of the eternal nether, devours the last vestiges of Steve job's soul, gaining enough power to manifest himself in real space.

Cancer isn't that bad, you pussy. buck up.

the heat death of the universe.

slinkman the slug saying yay

luigi has ascended to vegetablehood.