An orange cat,that is addicted to heroin,holding a bottle of bleach,threatening to kill itself if it doesn't get it's plane license.

Half-assed midget porn VHS.

2 kids,with autism,jizzing on eachother.Note that one of them has blue jizz.

Crow jizzing from a branch.

A giant,with necrotic arms,playing a guitar.

Cyclops pissing out of his eye.

Pikachu gonna rape u,white boy.

Robert Sean Leonard,with longer hair,talking to a BIG,MEATY horsecock.

Jesus christ,in a pink tank-top, getting tanned in the sun.Mary Magdalene is giving him a blowjob while spraying whip cream all over Judas

2 Peanuts high on crack and/or PCP having a fight in a disco.

JAW-man,with his epic JAW offering a crack-whore somebodies pineal gland.

Mario after a car crash and/or on PCP.

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