Everybody gets one.

Donut pirate, he's got a hook for a hand, and an eyepatch. No peg leg though, disappointing.

A man stands upset at an IKEA. He exclaims "God darnit!"

a mouse in love with metal cheese

Take a ride on my rooooooccckkkkkeeettt HOUSE

A carrot sticking out of somebody's left nostril

WINRAR!

Lip box

NIGGAS BLAZED AS FUCK OMGOD

A cool ass pickle saying "get over it"

"Der[.." underlined three times in purple with short purple lines sticking out from it

The king of Satan hates Batman. He is willing to send grey two pronged fat forks after him