Last time on Smurfball Z, our hero Smurf-Kun cried over losing another battle.

I assure you sir, that is most definetly not phallic imagery.

Doodle or Die

Your advances are shot down by a spoopy ghost in an avant garde dating sim.

Sonic travels back in time to fuck himself in the ass because he can't buy a game that's $2,000,000

Doodle or Die

Our lord and savior Adolf Hitler rides into battle.

Bethesda jumps the shark by rebooting the Fallout franchise, now featuring songs by Fallout Boy.

OH SHIT, IT'S CANDLEJA-

It turns out Satan was behind 9/11 all along.

The year is 2054, all warfare now consists of making obscenely annoying sounds while wearing speedos.

MUSCULARE YELLOW BALL MAN IS HERE TO SMASH THE GREEN GOOP GOVERNMENT, AND IT JUST SO HAPPENS HE BROUGHT HIS GOVERNMENT SMASHING SHADES TOO

4chan holds their annual Shakespearean themed musical.

That's not how you use "SEnPAI" you bakka gaijin n00b!!!!!1!

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