But... Mr. Satan, I told you - only ONE milligram of your daily dose is enough!

Everyone has died, and we are looking at his tombstone. But if everyone has died, who buried him?

Duke Nukem Forever: hidden weapons. #1: Dukes Dick! Use Duke's dick to splash through hordes of aliens and bitchslap them back into space!

A cute little girl that tries to get it's daddy's attention, but fails horribly.

Spiderman comforting himself after meeting Deadpool and finding out he's far from being the hottest shit around.

A PS3 with a huge bunch of video games drifts apart (on an ice float) from her husband, Mr. PS3.

After going for a little 'walk', Johnny begins to quesition existence, feels reality shatter around him and tumbles into the endless void.

Tim Buckley rips off the time magazine and creates a magazine for nerds.

Snake (Snake I, Snake II etc.) and Ghost (Pac Man) arguing about who gets to open the mystery cardboard box

One of the guys from LCD Soundsystem punching a hole through a MCR-Fan's head

Black Jesus unleashes his cross-shaped aura of doom. Beware, foolish mortals!

The Coats. Big papa hand, petite mama hand, hand jr. and his newborn brother, a glass of water.

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