Oh no, Captain Volcano's house is exploding!

Call of Doody, Brown Ops #2

Mr. Popo has bad breath today.

Retarded Johnny told his parents he went out for a run, but instead, he rode his bike. No one will ever find him again.

A black hole, devouring all of space and time as we know it. Where's the Doctor when you need him?!

It's arts and craft time at the blind children's school! Paper snowflakes? What could possibly go wro--OH NO, TIMMY LOST A FINGER!