Free fart-breathing apparatus when you preorder the XXX edition of ME3!

a sentient pink fart cloud silently judges others

THE MAYANS WERE RIGHT ABOUT THE ZOMBIES

This is so wrong gurl... so wrong...

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I POOP BLUD ON TOYLET SEET

hedgehog thinks his dick is a third leg

that shitty raisin mascot thinks he's fucking cool, but he never will be.

Former president Nixon proudly shows off his objectively retarded Halloween costume.

A leopard wearing a tight v-neck beats a cactus's car with its tail.

a spitting image of your everyday person

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