cute grey kitty with a bow!

Jesus fornicating with himself.

A purple-shoed leg, sticking up in the air. The perspective has been tilted so it looks like the leg is horizontal.

Even the sun is shocked as the brown man takes his pet duckface head out for a walk.

Poker face sun (or full moon?) stares down at child with blonde doll.

Stickmen playing poker. They are sitting on invisible chairs.

Save "97900299" to the clipboard?

Mrs. Widow, the giant black spider, found a human on the web today. He was delicious.

The ":("s keep getting smaller ... :(

"REALLY?!"

An absurdly happy face wearing a red and blue striped hat

The mighty Pirate Carrot, swearing that he will get that dirty bugger some day.