Why do I have to be Mr. Pink? Why can't I be Mr. Black?

A wasp steals dicks from a sneezing cyclops

Are people even trying anymore?

The cancer of the internet

STALKER speak

A carrot wishes it was a burger

Shitty underwear

420chan

Black man stares at a traps cock

ninja narwhal

A sad black man and a neckbeard

The hulk's martini

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