a man's orange ding-dong calls out for obby while performing long-distance rape on another man

a japanese game show

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! BLOSSOM IS RIGHT UP IN MY FUCKING FACE!

The previous illustrator couldn't be assed to draw the picture, so he just wrote the words on a brown background. For shame.

Yellow shark knows the only way to defeat purple mustache: cut it with razors!

Round these parts, the censors are known as 'big blacks'. They like to wear funny hats.

A shark ponders the idea of combining a banana and a marshmallow.

Doodle or Die

Haunted by regret, a plumber turns to drug usage to dull his senses. This plan backfires, as he begins to hallucinate spectral apparitions.

Lincoln's top hat says it's time to get down.

the previous draw'r cannot understand simple maths

what's for dinner honey? a fucking dead rat.

that thing i used to kill my wife with

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