A man eats religion, and thinks it's delicious.

Someone asking about a Triforce. (To the dude who keeps spamming triforce stuff everywhere: You're not cool or funny. Go back to /b/.)

A cellphone has Parkinson's Disease. (It's vibrating, haha. My Uncle has that, asshole.)

A crude drawing of pink people having gay sex. I bet it's that sgtpeppers guy. He's a douche who keeps ruining stuff.

The second blue banana, not the first one.

The Earth is crying. It also has a penis.

A woman pours Vicodin in the mouth of a mummy (maybe a guy in a full-body cast)

Body builder is thinking of his wife.

A man with spiky hair sleeps on a bed.

The cap of a mushroom calls a bird's footprint a whore.

The "lolwut pear" (Google it) says 'wut'

A wizard in a swamp fights off plant monsters.