Rapist butterfly trying to get some action.

Broccoli divided by explosion = "Selesnya master race. A gorrillian tokens." Math is a hell of a drug.

"Man" with an arrow pointing at me... What the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated to

Link sailing on a leaf as the triforce secretly admires him from afar. Link also has a :3 face. Be sure to include that.

"I could get lost in your eyes... so I gouged them out." That's quite a pick up line. I might use that.

A pink :3 faced alien eats a mans face.

Two dinosaurs driving a car.

A pink man in a trashcan yelling "FOREVER!".

Two street lamps.

Doodle or Die

Smash Bros roster.

A tree with brown leaves and legs in a swimming suit.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

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