You want to doodle or die? First, you must invent the universe, "artist".

Bricks be scratched, yo.

Oh wizards. No sense of humor, no sense of morals.

Multicoloured mutated snakes. Suspiciously placed.

You can't eat bricks. Well, it's not advised... You c-could try...

Oh shit the fucking clock of England Land.

Picasso has really let himself go.

Taco ripper bear. Cause... we need them, I tell you.

Horses go neigh, you fuck.

Altair can't fly. Doesn't even. What is this? Pyramids can't fly either. Physics and Lore took a holiday...

Dude, chill. Turn back blue or something.

You fuck. Robots don't go through puberty.