Steve wished for the power of flight, not knowing that he'd have to trade his eyes for gems.

If you give a turtle some pot, his sensei will ask for some cocaine to go with it.

Smug Lemon

Behold, reality itself has cracked asunder before the visage of this fellow with a rather long right pointer finger!

Mario won't let Luigi play Xbox.

choice

"I like looking down on people."

A tree on fire next to a dude and a frog

Falling off a log