Badass surfing cock.

Marcellene the Vampire Queen and Toph the Earthbender had a lovechild.

A gentleman with a red suit and top hat, obviously displeased at the chart that shows the decline of the manure production business.

Goatse with a heart-shaped butthole.

Hands. It's just...a bunch of hands.

EAT THE CAKE. EAT IT, FATTY.

Sad deformed skeleton hand.

Well, it's obvious if you think about it.

Caterpie with a lollipop!

Balding hobo with vampire fangs and claws for hands. His left leg is broken.

Face is really insulted by what you just said.

Morgan Freeman on a snowmobile jumping over a rainbow