A French man takes French offence. No, he doesn't surrender.

A person is put under peer pressure to perhaps preach about the private parts.

An old Moses refuses to part the "black" sea?

A zombie has to go fast.

A carrot flips a table in a fit of rage. Possibly about his moustache.

Someone seems to have suddenly had a painful gay experience.

A card spreading true love and joy. About self impregnation.

Apparently, no touching a picture of a pleased girl in a turtle neck.

Bill Cosby has left a puddle of what seems to be blood and semen.

OH GOD NO-*KABOOM*

Goth with emotional problems pushes away the only cactus to love him.

Weeping purple feeling man.