Sad bear with delighted balloon.
You. Me. Butterfly showdown. Let's go.
Once upon a time I was in the justice league. Then I went camping and everything went so, so wrong.
All we wanted to do was make avatars made of goo. Now, there's this tomfuckery.
Carousel of infant elephants. Basically all I need in life.
I lost my shirt
Blond man with goatee has taken a wound to the face. Blond man ponders his life choices.
Welcome to NightVale
"Zombie footballs not wanted. Thanks."
The cheese was so stinky we put it in a time capsule.
Where has my life gone??! My questions have questions! My heart has a hea- no wait, that's a knife. My initial point remains.
The cookie has centrifugal force. In fact, the cookie is the center of the universe.