A classy waiter presents black JC Denton with their most expensive range of Purple drank.

An orange faced man with brown hair and pure white eyes, wearing a green shirt with a winged sword on it, informs me that I'm next.

Patrick Star --with tits-- is sporting an unhealthy growth on his arse. He's smirking about something.

A meme that is overused and often used incorrectly. Its name sake is based upon a hideous green monster from traditional folklore.

"Mmmm Whatcha say, Mmm that you only meant well?" Sings an anthropomorphic moose with white hair, a snazzy green coat and pure white eyes.

A peacock sadly remembers the time when it was a peacock.

An anthropomorphic Lion girl with her tits out. The Lion girl is making a window-wiper motion with her arm like a black lady. "LOL Nope".

A disgruntled Yogi bear has finally snapped. He's got blood smeared over his tie and hat. His fur is torn out, revealing his nipples.

A book listing the many ways that someone can say 'no'.

Someone is trying to win a brick in the claw machine game. Good luck!

Doodle or Die

A fine naked lady sprawled sexily along the beach, she's wearing glasses and has long hair. It's all done in black and white.

A blue chalk outline of two dead bodies with a duck sitting on top of each of them.

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