On Sunday afternoons I just like to shove bananas up my eyes and call myself Andre.

"Why he want to watch that?" he says, as he sees he friend watch "Free! Iwatobi Swim Club"

"OUCH! I found a mango in my nostril!" :)

Squidward..TORTELLINI!?

Is that Aoba Seragaki.

The duck made a mistake of contemplating about the universe. He is running. The world is ending.

Na, Bro. I'm good. I already put some bananas up my eye sockets this morning.

Sometimes..I just..don't want to deal with Michelangelo right now. leave me

Teruteru Hanamura has forsaken me. Why have you done this, Teruteru Hanamura? TELL ME WHY.

"Wow that is...a very good anime." he says as he watches an episode of "Free! Iwatobi Swim Club"

"Random? More like ranDUMB." Andre explains as he shoves about 32,283 bananas up his eyes.

Hey look it's Onoda Sakamichi from that bicycle anime.