A man is disgruntled at the fact that he's not entirely sure what he's touching. Whatever it is, it's on a table, and it's not alive. Maybe.

THAT PENGUIN ATE A LOLLIPOP! QUICK! BLAME POLLUTION!

A bloody beach volleyball calls out that he will do something soon, but forgets to say what, and neglects to add that he will be doing it.

To the best of your ability, try to draw a "cornstorch." You read that correctly.

Two Face turned into a panda.