Socrates wonders why Crito has brought him a Venti Decaf Mocha Latte instead of the poison hemlock he ordered.

Blue Triloscopic echinoderm discusses fate with nobody as he bleeds tears from one of his six corneas. He's blue, allegorically speaking.

Atractoscion Nobilis (Phylum Chordata) a winter-spawning Perciform, is confused by a cowboy boot levitating above the sea.

Ganja plant in white on a black background with two vertical stripes on either side.

A man with red hair is on an airliner which has crashed into the sea. He screams "KEVVINNN"

Sshh! Be quiet! You might wake the ocean!

This snake is particularly classy.

Stately figure of great social standing decides to undergo certain societal rituals where he breathes in the smoke from a peace pipe.

Half-man half-bitch child discovers his parents engaging in vomitous coitus.

Black man has a bun in the oven

A ninja bean with a dagger thinks of the jolly roger while stalking a coolie.

An angry breadbox attacks round faces ranging in emotion from happy to surprised to neutral.