Awwww what a cute kitten ^_^ I love you, whoever who drew this.

A candy cane that has been chopped up into multiple pieces by a deranged ninja assassin who hates George W Bush.

Walmart launches its war against stay-at-home dads.

An oak tree has dirty thoughts.

YES NO YES NO YES NO YES NO

A mummy-ninja is wearing a shoulder belt that has a packet of mayonaise glued onto it. He is attempting to remove the mayo, but is unable to

Draw the most beautiful anime character you have ever seen.

Young Timmy cannot control his sexual urges during class.

A teenager without pupils, green skin, and frizzy hair is handcuffed by two African-American police officers--and is having a heart attack.

This is the weirdest shit I've ever seen. A bald person is basically growing a tumor on his head, but the thing is the tumor is also a head.

Man overdoses on drugs and sees swirls on his laptop keyboard. See, this is why you don't do drugs, kids.

Draw a picture of your wife.