a black toilet with no lid overflowing with bubbling green pee
a cop deciding that it's okay to brush her teeth with her gun
"cake now!" says fat princess.
a pillow pet coming alive and eating the person that's sleeping on it
duck trying to spit mcdonalds into a fellow duck's mouth
faceless man sticking his arms into a saw
a jew with a flabby head staring lovingly at a tree
a person who thinks the car is bleeding, but it's actually not
a shark eating a malfunctioned goldfish that does not smile back
five year old grim reaper in dragon form
three tiny yetis climbing out of a starbucks cup
obama being a sore loser while playing poker