a black toilet with no lid overflowing with bubbling green pee

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a cop deciding that it's okay to brush her teeth with her gun

"cake now!" says fat princess.

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a pillow pet coming alive and eating the person that's sleeping on it

duck trying to spit mcdonalds into a fellow duck's mouth

faceless man sticking his arms into a saw

a jew with a flabby head staring lovingly at a tree

a person who thinks the car is bleeding, but it's actually not

a shark eating a malfunctioned goldfish that does not smile back

five year old grim reaper in dragon form

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three tiny yetis climbing out of a starbucks cup

obama being a sore loser while playing poker

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