Two Arabs walk through the desert, even though they have a camel.

Man who is skinny, except for the abnormally large man-boobs is holding his crotch and looking at me oddly.

A guy driving the entire United States of America shooting out of the window like a boss. Also: " * vroom * " is in the sky.

Doodle or Die

Glen Quagmire eating a carrot infront of his house, staring angrily at a green devil.

A white chocolate macadamia nut cookie

A young girl stuffing a... Something orange with ears and cute face into her pants. You know what, I think its a hamster, I could be wrong.

Cat rocketing into space, with the power of its feces.

An envelope addressed to no one, with no stamps.

Really happy chocolate cupcake with red frosting and sprinkles.

Really fat black man caught in a Capri Sun pouch trying to breath through the small yellow straw.

Blond haired, blue eyed man shooting grey blobs from his mouth.

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A broken flashlight.

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