I just used my tweezer to pul out a tooth.

which door should the canned tomato soup take?

Oh my god, I want that traffic lights jacket so badly!

So, i was at this store, and I was all like "where is the chicken soup?" but there was like, only tomato soup dude!

"Look" said the angry pink hippo, "Blue waves!"

Watch out, put down that calculator son! No! Don't divide by zero, not indoors! Noooooooooooooooo...

It is the most awesome microwave ever! From the future!

Daddy Book is so proud of his son Diploma!

two hot girls are exchanging saliva.

I raise my pencil while you quietly abscond

Hitler is sad to see that the octopi have chosen the side of the USSR

a cursed necklace of black pearls