You are not the father.

Boy George.

The happiest cocksucker in this world, or any other.

Oh that crazy ducky, she has big beautiful teeth.

sweet rosy ass cheeks <3

Two Blondes, One D.

The two-handed ping pong exhibition game came to a halt when the champion took a pie to the face.

Angular butt-plug is doubtful that ordinary strawberry jam will make for good lube.

Another night at home with the half and half bothers.

The ancient hieroglyph for "forgiveness" looks remarkably like a badly designed logo for a professional sports team.

Shifty duck has nothing to hide, because he swallowed the evidence.

A happy electric particle