Brown tophat filled to the brim with Legend of Zelda windwaker Grandma's soup

Everything between land and water was fine, the treaty was signed. Then rock decided to break the treaty and invade water. Starting THE WAR.

Excited turtle dives downward to adventure

Mr. Hampton gazes at the latest issue of "porn", while being surrounded by a field of very arousing. Also he's wearing a hat.

Tommy the zonked out neighbor kid stares blankly at the computer screen, as if it held the answers to his empty shell of a life.

A horse question the legitimacy of what you are you doing?

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A true artist hidden among a group of terrorist penguins who want nothing more than to steal the world's supply of frozen pizzas.

k "Old-recent" K's grave

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A fish?

Steve the average man is surprised to see that his toilet is still in one piece after a long night of partying.

"Get off my property ya damn dirty dino!" Shouts the old man as he prepares to battle the giant t-rex. And the t-rex is maaaaad.

New Chain

A large man stands on top of a whale, while playing the violin to a school of fish. Oh, and he's wearing a chicken costume.

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