The sun is drunk and vomited on Jupiter, who is very distraught.

New Chain

Mandarin homework.

Multi-headed fish spews out water lasers from its mouths.

In order to get onto the Atlantic Space Station you gotta sign a goddamn waver YOU'RE JUST TAKING ME TO THE MOON!?

A star thinks it's a fish, but it is not.

The fine art exhibit turns out to be a piece of shit and the visitor disapproves.

In the MOOOoOOOoOooooD... for some CAKE

zacharie what the fuck

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guy being slightly alarmed my a walking pink eyeball

and the raspberry award goes to...

A blue pencil writing the word new on the wall

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