The Tardis.
Your favorite class in TF2! (If you don't know what it is, google it please)
Check your watches: it's sparkle time.
The Lorax's incomprehensible accent has caused him to go bald.
Tired of losing at cards, Bob executes the one move left at his disposal: The 52-card-and-table-and-chairs-pick-up manevuer. It fails.
The Engineer can't say "Nope" to that. In fact, he can't say anything to that. He's just sort of weirded out.
Old McDonald not only had a farm, but a laboratory, where he would combine the genes of cows and dogs and create an army of abominations.
A poor youngster has a case of red eye. Rubbing it won't make it any better, son.
Crabman Stevie Wonder sings his heart out.
A true man plays with all of his cards face up.
A political cartoon metaphorically depicting the fall of soviet russia.
Somebody finally wins Doodle or Die by drawing the strangest dick.