Oh, dear. It looks as if someone put a poor bird in their salad.

A well-off man with an atrocious spray-on tan discusses the differences between comic book superheros.

A naked man eats pizza and watches his cat spazz the fuck out.

Link bravely faces Nosferatu and a dragon.

A singing hot-dog.

A potato begs for mercy from God.

Some lucky-ass beaver found a delicious Swiss Roll just lying around.

The guy on the left is just jelly of the other dude's sweet-ass pelvic thrustation.

A sexy, albeit unshaved, male belly dancer

A man riding a horse interrupts a 4th of July with his psycho-babble of dapper dinosaurs.

Elated female who's terribly underweight.

A stick-man who desperately wanted to drown himself is devastated to find that he is very buoyant.