Construction worker elf is pissed off because Spud, his co-worker, isn't performing to the full extent of his ability.

Satanic doctor telling someone they have cancer

tornado on acid

a slug facing its fears of salt

illiterate "Simpsons" character wishing he was riding an over-weight rabbit.

"THAT'S POMPEII, IT'S BEEN TOO LONG SINCE YOU HAVE PAYED THE RENT"