Doodle or Die

I'M TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING OVENS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE.

Peter pan fucking stabs humpty dumpty

A beautiful sunset... The day is still young, Jared. Let's go off and get them McCoys back for all they've done... (It's a sunset)

The gayness was only to begin that day, dave was an unstoppable force of flesh rodding.

Do Androids Dream of Electric Cake?

LEGO POWER

A boneless body would not have a mouth.

To take a chance with love

TRY IT BOY TRY IT, FUCKING BALLIN UP AND DOWN SMURFIN ON DEEZ BEECHEES

A HOMOSEXUAL UNICORN TRYING TO ADAPT TO THE NEW LIFE OF BEING A SCHOOL GIRL AT AN ALL GIRLS BOARDING SCHOOL

A multilayered fart, that the farting maestro has now turned into a beautiful, gaseuous turnip.

super high extinct golden brown bear is being led by mushroom in a dark forest

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