A Mexican has revealed his top secret ingredients for his hot spicy pepper sauce, piss, puke and shit.

A dead kangaroo in space, or some crap idk

Pterosaurs goes to the local drug dealer and gets 2 cubic tons of weed

about to fall into a pit of ravenous dinosaurs riding on strippers. but by the look of his face he doesn't give a single fuck.

ones most desired oranges has been polished to perfection, they shall be fetched a high price in the fruit market.

bath salt aftermath.

welp. back to where I was born.

a robotic snail with bird lube

pac man being t-bagged by a toy car with a attitude problem

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what happens when you put your cat in a microwave.

New Chain

a toaster looking like he is getting horrifically murdered by a horde of xenomorph's with top hat's when really their taking his cancer out.

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