A wine glass saying "Fuck you Gravity I do what I want."

Someone's ass cheeks with hairy balls. And quite the penis.

A T-Rex smashing a guy's head. With a gray, yellow, blue, and red dot around the corners.

This guy has two penises for eyes. And he's black.

HOLY SHIT MY EYES ARE BLEEDING KETCHUP!

It's Billy Mays bitches!

a stick man with a deformed penis is peeing in a trashcan

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