Two members of a game show insult each other while the studio audience lets out a forced laugh at their expense.

A boy in a cap mistakenly identifies a stick of butter as a banana.

A man crawls his way into an orange portal, hoping that it'll take him somewhere safer before he bleeds out on the floor.

A green alien floating through space contemplates his love of the Jewish nationality, but also his apparent penile apathy towards them.

A pineapple imitates Micheal Jackson's signature crotch grab while bleeding out of it's free hands pointed finger.

A stickfigure with the head of a dog bemuses that he hates all living things because they're so fucking annoying.

A pink zombie has just opened the case. Inside is a syringe filled with what he hopes to be the cure to his baldness.

A man shot through with an arrow, which protrudes proudly from his chest, points towards a small scale earth wearing a crown of fire.

Light grey Ellipses on a dark grey background. They are evenly spaced.

Thor wears a brassiere while shouting his battle cry of "Derp" and holding up his hammer, Mjölnir.

An angry grilled cheese snarls with a lit cigar in his mouth.

A blonde woman is surprised to find herself floating through space as a ringed planet, moon, and single yellow star float by.

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