Doodle or Die

This dumb fucking cat in a goddamn sombrero and Hispanic t-shirt digs a hole right beside the US-Mexico border. Just walk across, idiot.

Two nuggets of fecal matter have been shaped into balls. The balls are giving off a most peculiar of energies, similar to lightning.

This old fucking guy got his arms hacked off at the bicep so he has a baby rake growing out of his left one and the prongs are urinating.

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A passionate scene of anal rape.

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Two teenage boys fingering.

A very happy looking cherry on the phone. The wire isn't connected to anything. The cherry rests on a pile of fat, the fat on a pumpkin.

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Draw two grown men buggering each other.

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Hat Chain.

The United States is rather kawaii. However, Florida is relieving itself on a red grappling hook. Some moron scribbled some illegible.

Anal discharge threatens to snuff an already smokey candle out. The darkness will become complete.

An evil monitor taunting a man with a rectangle for a torso with sweet meats. The man's keyboard and mouse are blank. Monitor did it.

A gaping asshole prolapses to reveal multiple sources of bacon inside. A baby missing two legs and an arm recedes from a roadblock.

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