its a beautiful mornin~

after a long day of picking up trash on a friday night, the garbage truck travels home and finds his wife, the school bus, with a taxi cab.

burger king is sexist.

i can not even

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solid snake wearing a pink frilly dress

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sam and dean are DEAD.

stupid internet trolls being stupid.

deadly tomato sauce

oh shit really? sounds crazy.

someones foot sticking out of green quicksand. there is also a sun.

sad man had to spend 2013 in a red thong.

sup guy never woke up from his sleepy boopies :(

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